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Malicious Women Candle Co.

Drink Your Fucking Water! - Infused With "Love & Hydration" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

$20.00 USD
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Drink Your Fucking Water! - Infused With "Love & Hydration" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

No, wine and coffee do not count as drinking water.

 

DRINK SOME WATER, YOU BEAUTIFUL AND CAPABLE BUT DEHYDRATED BITCH.

Lavender & Coconut Water: Relax with the smell of French Lavender & and refreshing coconut water in this refreshing spa scent. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this calming scent.

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

 

Customer Reviews

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V.R.
Loveeee it

I ammm soo in lovee

J
J.B.
I told my oldest son to "Drink Your Fucking Water!"

This message really hit home for me when I saw this candle for sale because my son (who turned 40 years old in December) had a kidney stone at Thanksgiving. He forgets to drink enough water. I assured him this was a gift of love ... The scent is amazing!

S
S.
Awesome gift

Got this as a gift for a friend and colleague who I am always reminding to drink more water. She loved it!! This will be my go-to site for fun gifts.

K
K.T.

Delivered quickly and great candles!!!!

D
D.
love these candles

Anyone needing a great fun gift, needs to order from here. Every person I gave a candle to laughed out loud and have also re-ordered for themselves. Thank you