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Malicious Women Candle Co.

Because Patients...- Infused with "Happy Hour In Scrubs" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

$20.00 USD

Because Patients...- Infused with "Happy Hour In Scrubs" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

Here's to Mr. Henderson in Room 14 and all his clever chauvinist/ borderline racist remarks? And no…you can't get a refill on your meds that were "lost". Stay Strong...Happy Hour & wine is only 11 long hours away. 

Scent: Lemon Drop Martini  - This candle is 'Ladies Night' in a jar. Our Lemon Drop Martini is a mouth-watering combination of tart and sugary-sweet goodness. Grab your besties, light the candle and proceed to judge all those carpool moms that don’t seem to understand how drop-off works. 

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Customer Reviews

Based on 27 reviews
Candles/ room spray

I purchased HBIC, Because Patients, You’re like really Hard, and Calm the Fuck Down, and the room spray Bitches against Bullshit. I liked all the fragrances, but the teakwood and tobacco room spray was my favorite.
I love the names of the products. This is the time to have a great sense of humor !
Thank u !

Perfect Gift

They smelled great and everyone loved them. Got them for coworkers and friends for Christmas. Everything arrived quickly and I was impressed given the time of year. Would absolutely buy them again.

Fantastically snarky

Got some candles and notepads for Xmas gifts. Came in great time, well wrapped. Everyone loves it all and I love the snarky humor

Bought as a Gift

Friend loved it. She laughed and loved the scent! :D

To my sister, the ANRP in 2020

I bought a pile of these candles for my family this Christmas. Couldn’t be more perfect. Love love them! & bonus, they smell fabulous!