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Malicious Women Candle Co.

I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

$20.00 USD
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I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms" Scent Cotton Candy & Pine

You know it is true love when you get the shakes from missing them so much! Yes...Yes...I know...I have gotten several emails about disparaging remarks about sex worker rights. There is even a woman that set up a full Instagram protest of this candle, but...I love this candle like a back alley hooker loves crack. :) 


Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

 

Customer Reviews

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J
J.M.
My cousin loved this gift and my mom and I laughed so hard when we purchased it!

My cousin posted a picture of the candle on facebook with the following comment 'I laughed so hard I almost peed myself! I love it and you!' Someone remarked that the scent combination didn't sound like it would be good and my cousin said that it was quite lovely.

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M.P.

I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

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A.

Love it!

L
L.T.
Even better than expected!

Packaging is high quality and fun, the candles smell even better than imagined, and it arrived for Christmas. I saved last minute gifts for Amazon and ordered from small businesses early. And it paid off! You just never know in December.... The NE had some big snow delays. 😳 I love your products, web site, humour, and the vibe of your co. I will be back for more!

R
R.P.
Fantastic!!

Love everything about this company! Love the candles, the message and the owner.