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Malicious Women Candle Co.

Because Patients...- Infused with "Happy Hour In Scrubs" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

$22.00 USD

Because Patients...- Infused with "Happy Hour In Scrubs" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

Here's to Mr. Henderson in Room 14 and all his clever chauvinist/ borderline racist remarks? And no…you can't get a refill on your meds that were "lost". Stay Strong...Happy Hour & wine is only 11 long hours away. 

Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

 This candle is 'Ladies Night' in a jar. Our Lemon Drop Martini is a mouth-watering combination of tart and sugary-sweet goodness. Grab your besties, light the candle and proceed to judge all those carpool moms that don’t seem to understand how drop-off works. 


See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 8oz, 40-hour burn time candles.


Customer Reviews

Based on 29 reviews
Julie M.
Fun Christmas Gifts

We have had so much fun gifting your candles, lots of belly laughs! Also love the gift bags they are perfect.

Tonya B.
So great!!!

I love the candles I received. In addition to smelling great, the labels fit our lives so completely!

Candles/ room spray

I purchased HBIC, Because Patients, You’re like really Hard, and Calm the Fuck Down, and the room spray Bitches against Bullshit. I liked all the fragrances, but the teakwood and tobacco room spray was my favorite.
I love the names of the products. This is the time to have a great sense of humor !
Thank u !

Cora S.
Perfect Gift

They smelled great and everyone loved them. Got them for coworkers and friends for Christmas. Everything arrived quickly and I was impressed given the time of year. Would absolutely buy them again.

Emma G.
Fantastically snarky

Got some candles and notepads for Xmas gifts. Came in great time, well wrapped. Everyone loves it all and I love the snarky humor