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Malicious Women Candle Co.

Every Great Mom Says The "F" Word - Infused with "Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self

$20.00 USD
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Every Great Mom Says The "F" Word - Infused with "Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self

I don't know about you, but I'm all "come on kids, let's get in the car and prepare for a wonderful day at school" but there is always that one FUCKING kid that can never find his FUCKING shoes, and then I'm the bad guy cause I lose my SHIT! 

Espresso Yo Self

The best part of waking up is warm roasted Columbian coffee beans. Dark espresso with hints of buttery caramel and vanilla whipped cream create a balanced blend that will have your coffee cup on defense.

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

 

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M
M.B.
Women Rule

I love this store!! My candle is amazing. I mean, who doesn't love coffee? And my beanie is badass!! Girl power!!

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S.B.

Every Great Mom Says The "F" Word - Infused with "Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self

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M.C.

Every Great Mom Says The "F" Word - Infused with "Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint

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J.H.
No Pearl Clutching Allowed

Every mom needs to know that all words are good words and only the best moms use the F word.. so all of us.

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J.B.
Just What I Needed

Great find to send my bestie who lives on the other side of the country! We both got a great laugh, I supported a small business and she got an awesome candle!!