Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"

Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"

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"Be a parent," they said. "It'll be great," they said. Misery loves company. And hey…you'll sleep again in like…18 years! Just wait until they start dating!

Our Malicious Candles: 
Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say?

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.


Customer Reviews

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M
M.P.
Pink Champagne?

The candle was delivered on time and looked amazing! Only reason it isn’t getting 5 stars is the scent. I picked pink champagne and it smelled more like grape big league chew bubble gum. My sister still loved the candle but won’t be burning it anytime soon.

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S.B.

Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"

E
E.J.
Bestie had a Babe!

My bestie had a beautiful baby girl, and loves candles; I stumbled across Malicious Women Candle Co a while back and HAD to get this for her. I also bought myself two....... I'd recommend Malicious Women Candle Co. to anyone who enjoys a comforting candle with a quirky name. The saying + bonus tagline are a great signature for a great product. :-)

T
T.R.
Great products!

Delicious smelling candles, hysterical labels, and an empowering personal note in every order! I'm so glad to have found this company and these malicious women! 😉

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N.S.

It was perfect! Thank you