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Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"

Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"

Regular price $20.00

"Be a parent," they said. "It'll be great," they said. Misery loves company. And hey…you'll sleep again in like…18 years! Just wait until they start dating!

Our Malicious Candles: 
Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say?

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Type: Candle

Customer Reviews

Based on 11 reviews
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J.D.
love it!

can't wait to buy more!

J
J.I.
Smells wonderful!

I bought both a vanilla and a lavender coconut water scent and they both smell AMAZING!!! Quick delivery and a personal little note on the invoice was a nice touch. I love supporting small businesses, especially when they have great products and customer service!

A
A.Y.

Perfect gift for new mothers

D
D.L.

Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"

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A.K.
Fast and perfect

Arrived sooner than expected and my order was perfect!

Customer Reviews

Based on 11 reviews
91%
(10)
9%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
J
J.D.
love it!

can't wait to buy more!

J
J.I.
Smells wonderful!

I bought both a vanilla and a lavender coconut water scent and they both smell AMAZING!!! Quick delivery and a personal little note on the invoice was a nice touch. I love supporting small businesses, especially when they have great products and customer service!

A
A.Y.

Perfect gift for new mothers

D
D.L.

Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation"

A
A.K.
Fast and perfect

Arrived sooner than expected and my order was perfect!