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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies"
Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies"

Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies"

Regular price $20.00

Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughters eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!

If you're freaking the fuck out because your SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior. 

Our Malicious Candles: 

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say?

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours


Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Type: Candle

Customer Reviews

Based on 6 reviews
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A
A.C.
It smells really good and I like it!

I especially like the personalized note I got in my order .

M
M.H.
Very happy

I actually ordered mine as a wedding gift, but after browsing the sight and after receiving my order, I will be ordering more for gifts this Christmas! The Exotic Hemp smells absolutely amazing!

D
D.S.
Sometimes you need to remind yourself (or your friends!) to Calm the Fuck Down!

Great candle, great scent and hysterical labeling! I gifted myself (but can pass the candle to friends or family when applicable!) Wonderful customer service and delivery, especially the personal hand written note! LOL ! I could probably order about 20 more for people I know who could use the advice!

c
c.p.

is it weird that to me it smells like men (in a good way) haha

S
S.
Smells Incredible!

Love this candle! From the cheeky label to the delicious smell!

Customer Reviews

Based on 6 reviews
83%
(5)
17%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
A
A.C.
It smells really good and I like it!

I especially like the personalized note I got in my order .

M
M.H.
Very happy

I actually ordered mine as a wedding gift, but after browsing the sight and after receiving my order, I will be ordering more for gifts this Christmas! The Exotic Hemp smells absolutely amazing!

D
D.S.
Sometimes you need to remind yourself (or your friends!) to Calm the Fuck Down!

Great candle, great scent and hysterical labeling! I gifted myself (but can pass the candle to friends or family when applicable!) Wonderful customer service and delivery, especially the personal hand written note! LOL ! I could probably order about 20 more for people I know who could use the advice!

c
c.p.

is it weird that to me it smells like men (in a good way) haha

S
S.
Smells Incredible!

Love this candle! From the cheeky label to the delicious smell!