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Malicious Women Candle Co.

All I Do Is Win - Infused With "The Tears Of My Opponents" Scent Lemon Drop Martini

$20.00 USD

All I Do Is Win - Infused With "The Tears Of My Opponents" Scent Lemon Drop Martini

Sorry, not sorry. This is the smell of success! You just keep hustlin' until the haters ask if you're hiring.

Scent: Lemon Drop Martini  - This candle is 'Ladies Night' in a jar. Our Lemon Drop Martini is a mouth-watering combination of tart and sugary-sweet goodness. Grab your besties, light the candle and proceed to judge all those carpool moms that don’t seem to understand how drop-off works. 

 Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Customer Reviews

Based on 27 reviews
Happy accident.

While reading my horoscope I noticed a pinned picture of my horoscope candle and thought how hilarious and awesome is that. So I looked up the website and wow. I laughed and smiled as I look at everything. When I received my order everything was in premium packaging and looked just like the pictures. If I had 1 critique, I wish they had smaller $10 candles for larger purchases. Would have loved to get these for the 15 ladies at work for Christmas. Fantastic products and customer service. I forgot to put my street number and received a text within the hour. Also shipping was faster than expected. Great company and products. Would highly recommend.


All I Do Is Win - Infused With "The Tears Of My Opponents" Scent Bad Santa


I am so happy with all the scents I chose and so are the receivers of the gifts! The quality of each candle is amazing. Although, its Christmas time in a pandemic, they got the order out quickly and the packaging was great (yay, no broken candles!).

Smells Amazing and good packaging

No complaints!

A candle...for the win!

"All I do is Win" will be the perfect gift for my new son in law who, of course, loves to win! He has a great sense of humor, so I can't wait to see him crack up when he opens it! Great 'manly' scent too...a definite WIN!