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Malicious Women Candle Co.

Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

$22.00 USD
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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughter's eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!

If you're freaking the fuck out because you're SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior. 

Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water:

Relax with the smell of French Lavender & and refreshing coconut water in this refreshing spa scent. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this calming scent.

 

See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 8oz, 40-hour burn time candles.

 

Customer Reviews

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Marie B.

Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

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Denise D.
Love These

Great Product, fast shipping! Will order again

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Eddie
So Very Punctual

Expecting a pandemoniac delay in global shipping from the East Coast to the West, I was surprised to receive my bounty of F’n candles arrive very quickly. The packaging is expertly done and I can’t wait to see the expression on Father Kidney’s face when he opens his gift. I have not experienced the fragrance but hope that it calms my friends and parish priest the fck down. My wife who will be also getting one of these for Christmas spotted the partially hidden shipping container. I told her it was a surprise. At least it won’t be an anonymous cinnamon candle that was discontinued because its name was Mexican Pumpkin. No, this is far more appropriately titled, “Calm the Fuck Down”.

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Thomas L.

Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

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Mary S.
It worked !!!

I was the road to a total fucking meltdown..
I lit this candle & literally
Calmed The Fuck Down.!!!
Love these candles 😍😍