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Malicious Women Candle Co.

For Fuck's Sake, Mute Your Line. Infused with "Barking Dogs..." Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

$22.00 USD
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For Fuck's Sake, Mute Your Line. Infused with "Barking Dogs..." Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

What we really need to look at here are the overall implications of the message we are trying to send. Dave in Ottawa said we might want to move this to Q3 when it will align with the overall strategic vision for EOY. Is it EOD yet? Oh FFF- This is BANANAS!

Scent: Lemon Drop Martini 

This candle is 'Ladies Night' in a jar. Our Lemon Drop Martini is a mouth-watering combination of tart and sugary-sweet goodness. Grab your besties, light the candle and proceed to judge all those carpool moms that don’t seem to understand how drop-off works. 

 

See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 8oz, 40-hour burn time candles.

 

Customer Reviews

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F.

Great scent 10 out of 10 would reccomend

E
E.H.
Doesn’t smell like lemon Pledge

This candle basically describes my life working from home over the past year. I can’t count the number of times I’ve had to apologize for barking dogs in the background or “joked” that my coffee mug may/may not contain coffee. I love that the scent is mild, fresh and clean... it doesn’t smell like lemon Pledge.

M
M.L.

My purchase was fucking awesome! great gifts!!! thanks, you gals rock!

B
B.B.
Love me some lemon

Great scent!

B
B.P.
Yummy scent

The candle and saying is perfect! I will be ordering more!