Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid - Infused with "Drinks With Tiny Umbrellas" Scent: You're Coconutz!
Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid - Infused with "Drinks With Tiny Umbrellas" Scent: You're Coconutz!
Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid - Infused with "Drinks With Tiny Umbrellas" Scent: You're Coconutz!
Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid - Infused with "Drinks With Tiny Umbrellas" Scent: You're Coconutz!
Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid - Infused with "Drinks With Tiny Umbrellas" Scent: You're Coconutz!

Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid - Infused with "Drinks With Tiny Umbrellas" Scent: You're Coconutz!

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Keep posting your fitness motivation to Instagram…Imma just gonna sit over here and get to the bottom of this coconut drink. My beach body is right where I left it.  

Scent: You're Coconutz! Coconuts with a hint of pineapple. This scent will bring you right back to summer days on the beach, spring break or your honeymoon when your spouse didn't irritate you as much as they do now.  

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say? Post yours with #staymalicious on Instagram for a shout out! 

Our Malicious Candles: 

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.